#!/usr/bin/python
"""Seen trolling on #bitcoin:
19:47 < cheshingham> $op  ------->> You are as atrocious as a deplorable ton of deformed corrupt repulsive donkey shit
19:47 < cheshingham> $op  ------->> You are as puny as an inferior dishonorable bunch of corrupt dreadful slug balls
02:22 < loulepps> $op  ------->> You are as inferior and spiteful as a decaying insignificant impertinent heap of corrupt revolting rotten rancid snake shit.
14:43 < sniffkin202> $op  ------->> You are as vile as an obnoxious clumsy horseload of spiteful ill rat dicks

This program attempts to replicate that.
"""
import random


negadjs = '''atrocious deplorable deformed repulsive puny inferior dishonorable
             dreadful spiteful decaying insignificant impertinent revolting
             rotten rancid vile obnoxious clumsy ill'''.split()
heaps = 'ton bunch heap horseload'.split()
critters = 'donkey slug snake rat'.split()
possessions = 'shit balls shit. dicks'.split()


def commalist(items):
    if len(items) == 1:
        return items[0]
    if len(items) == 2:
        return ' and '.join(items)
    return ', '.join(items[:-1] + ['and ' + items[-1]])

def aan(nextword):
    return 'an ' if nextword[0].lower() in 'aeiou' else 'a '

def insult():
    yield 'You are as '
    ada = random.sample(negadjs, random.randrange(1, 4))
    yield commalist(ada)
    yield ' as '
    adb = random.sample(negadjs, random.randrange(1, 5))
    yield aan(adb[0]) + ' '.join(adb)
    yield ' ' + random.choice(heaps)
    yield ' of corrupt '
    yield ' '.join(random.sample(negadjs, random.randrange(1, 4)))
    yield ' ' + random.choice(critters)
    yield ' ' + random.choice(possessions)

if __name__ == '__main__':
    print(''.join(insult()))